PURPLE DRANK: THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

Man, this stuff is the real deal. It'll knock you out quicker than a haymaker to the jaw. You start feelin' euphoric, like you can fly. But lemme tell ya, that high comes with a price. One minute you're happy as a clam, the next you're sick as hell. This stuff can mess your life real bad. You gotta be careful, cuz it's dangerous territory. Syrup